hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work


disneybound:

I have many friends who are friends with princesses - but I don’t think there are any Jasmines in the mix. Sorry to my Annas, Snows, Meridas and Rapunzels…I can’t share a coke with you. 🐒✨ #shareacoke #disneyhumor #roadtrip #tattoos


bestfunny:

kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

 


breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know


weareamericanauthors:

#Luck

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate


the-average-gatsby:

monetizeyourcat:

barefootmarley:

scientific fact

how the fuck is this true. there are many people with less than a complete human skeleton. this requires that some people have more bones than an entire skeleton, or perhaps for one person to have hundreds of millions more bones than an entire skeleton. who is he? who is he??


sam-and-dean-against-the-world:

RESEARCH, DEAN

mishatippins:

faintindestruction:

maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug:

supernaturally-a-teenaged-wolf:

i am 98765423648% sure the reason Gabriel and Balthazar haven’t been brought back is because every time they saw dean and cas together they’d just be like

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no but really though can someone please photoshop their faces into this GIF

Done

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Son of a bitch